I know I've addressed this topic before but I feel the need to breach it once more---Hand Washing. The above picture details several different procedures to rid your germs of nasty bacteria you will incur throughout your day, most notably after you use the toilet. Last time I spoke on how I've seen women leave the restroom without so much as even glancing toward the soap dispenser, let alone the faucet. This time I have a new tale to tell...
Yesterday I was in the women's room, in the stall, and there was another woman in the next stall who was "finishing up" as I entered. So I hear her exit the stall, she hits the faucet and walks straight out the door 1 second later. Now mind you there was no dispensing of soap, there was no chug-a-chug-chug of the paper towel dispenser. She FAKE WASHED! And she didn't even do a convincing job of it! Why even bother hitting the faucet if you walk out the door 1.4 seconds later?? Why keep the charade?? Its not like she ran her hands under the water either because there was no wetness on the door handle, and she was dressed too nicely to dry her hands on her clothes. You're not fooling anyone! I know you're a fake washer!! You can't pull the toiletpaper over my eyes lady!! I can only hope that back at her disease ridden desk there is at LEAST a small container of Purell Hand Sanitizer. I have more respect for the person who walks CLEAR out of a bathroom without hitting the faucet...the kind of person that shrugs and goes "ya thats RIGHT, i DONT WASH, ya gotta PROBLEM WITH DAT?" At least they're not keeping up a false appearance, they know they're dirty and they're not afraid to tell the world!!
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ROFL!!! I used to fake brush my teeth when I was little. I had a conspiracy theory. I thought the toothpaste companies together with the dentists knew that floride actually broke down the enamel of our teeth, weakening them and in essense causing cavities. And so they convinced all of society to brush regularly in order to make more money. My theory proved true for me. All my younger years I never had one single cavity.
How does this even relate with your fake washer at work?
I've thought of this post several times since I read it and had to come back and comment ... and I always think about it in the bathroom!
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