I didn't do it BUT IF I DID HERE'S HOW!

LOS ANGELES (Nov. 14) - O. J. Simpson, who was acquitted 11 years ago in the 1994 death of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald L. Goldman has written a book and will appear on television telling “how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible,” his publisher and the Fox television network said on Tuesday.

How desperate do you have to be for money to keep putting yourself in the public eye when they all know YOU DID IT... and you're a national joke because you keep saying you DIDNT DO IT. Lets take a walk down memory lane back to 1994 and look at the evidence here...

THE EVIDENCE...

1. The 9-1-1 call and the history of Simpson's violence directed at Nicole Brown.
2. Hair evidence: (1) hairs consistent with that of Simpson found on cap at Bundy residence, (2) hairs consistent with that of Simpson found on Ron Goldman's shirt.

3. Fiber evidence: (1) cotton fibers consistent with the carpet in the Bronco found on glove at Rockingham, (2) fibers consistent with the carpet from the Bronco found on cap at Bundy residence.

4. Blood evidence: (1) killer dropped blood near shoe prints at Bundy, (2) blood dropped at Bundy was of same type as Simpson's (about 0.5% of population would match), (3) Simpson had fresh cuts on left hand on day after murder, (4) blood found in Bronco, (5) blood found in foyer and master bedroom of Simpson home, (5) blood found on Simpson's driveway.

5. Glove evidence: (1) left glove found at Bundy and right glove found at Simpson residence are Aris Light gloves, size XL, (2) Nicole Brown bought pair of Aris Light XL gloves in 1990 at Bloomingdale's, (3) Simpson wore Aris Light gloves from 1990 to June, 1994.

6. Shoe evidence: (1) shoe prints found at Bundy were from a size 12 Bruno Magli shoe, (2) bloody shoe impression on Bronco carpet is consistent with a Magli shoe, (3) Simpson wore a size 12 shoe.

7. Other evidence: (1) flight in Bronco, (2) strange reaction to phone call informing him of Nicole Brown's death, etc.

Lets see... Aris Light XL gloves @ Bloomingdales $120... Kitchen Knife Set @ Sears $98... Criminal Defense Lawyer $$$$$$... Presenting every obvious piece of convicting evidence to the Jury and getting acquitted and getting a book deal 12 years later titled "IF I DID IT"...PRICELESS. For everything else there's Civil Court.

This blows my mind. Hmm..ok OJ you didn't do it, you or the police never found out who did...you maintain your innocence... go on national tv...now you WRITE A BOOK stating how you WOULD HAVE DONE IT!??? Are you freakin kidding me!? WHAT PLANET AM I ON???? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND LOSES THEIR EX-WIFE TO MURDER AND THEN WRITES A BOOK SAYING "oh here's how I WOULD HAVE DONE IT IF IT WERE ME BUT IT WASNT I SWEAR!" if you're really innocent????? If I were his mother I'd be ashamed he ever came out my birth canal. Drop out of the public eye already!! Go into solitude!! Just don't be feeding us all these ridiculous lies.