You could have had a firecracker blow up in your butt.
Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks
Soldier recently back from Iraq injured in celebration of Guy Fawkes Day
Nov 9, 2006
LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.
The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.
The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.
Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded.
Several of the man’s friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.
The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.
(The moral of this story: Remember Remember the 5th of November when Gary blew off his butt)
3 comments:
Now THAT'S a flaming a--hole! Hee
I'm telling you--MTV's Jackass has probably done more damage to our American Male population in their late teens to early 20s then the devil himself!
SICKOS!!! I have some lovely pictures of this similar event only performed by some other complete idiot! "YEAAA! Bottle rockets... hmmm where do you suppose we could shoot these from?"
oh dear lord!!! haha
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