Welcome to this week's version of "THINGS THAT ANNOY THE HELL OUTTA ME!" For each thing that gets under your skin or grates on your nerves, you have to equally list something to look on the bright side for... I'll start. You can list as many as you want...
Nuisance:
People ramming into you on the subway, train, sidewalk, street corner, cafe, hallway, elevator, etc. etc.
Bright Side:
Running into really GOOD-looking men on purpose and going "ohhh! heh heh, excuuuse me!!! my aren't youuuu strong!! my goodness, it was almost like bumping into a cement WALL!! heh heh!" and when they run away you can yell after them... "DID YOU NOTICE MY HAND! THERE'S NO WEDDING BAND!! IM AVAIILLLLABLEEE!"
Nuisance:
When people pick their teeth, shoving their entire hand into their mouth and then casually place their dirty saliva drenched hand back on the subway handles. Oh delight.
Bright Side:
Their saliva could in fact contain a mutated DNA strand which when touched and assimilated into your own skin could give you superpowers such as: Flying, Turning into a ball of fire, superspeed, invincibility, web-slinging abilities, and the ability to transport oneself long distances in a milisecond of time!
Nuisance:
People who don't take responsibility for their actions and/or their job, work-load etc. etc., they have no work ethic and don't show any initiative or inspiration in their job, they leave you with all the work to do.
Bright Side:
When you become ruler of the world you can crush them like bugs under your icy fist of terror!
Nuisance:
Smelly messengers who pick up and deliver packages to your office.
Bright Side:
There is no bright side. They are walking stink bombs.
And there you have it...there's plenty more where that came from, I just figured I'd get a ball rolling in case anyone feels the need to vent and share their nuisances.
3 comments:
Nuisance:
Someone who speaks too low, mumbles or otherwise renders themselves inaudible. When you have the audacity to say "Pardon me?" They reply "Oh, nevermind."
Bright Side:
Every time they address you in the future, say "Pardon me?" Resulting in the joy of never EVER having to hear whatever idiotic thing they had to say in the first place.
Nuisance:
Sand and dirt on my floor from cats, dogs, and sneakers packed with grime from anti-snow-and-ice methods.
Bright side:
When I walk around barefoot, it is kind of like being at the beach.
hahahaha, now that is a bright side
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