Friday, December 08, 2006

Today's HORRORscope

Sagitarrius Dec. 8, 2006 If you are traveling today, you will be pleasantly surprised at how easy it is.

Was the "easy part" the 45 minute delay, the minus 50 deg. wind chills, or the stampede of people crushing each others bones to get on the transfer at Jamaica?? Cause I'm a little confused. Confucius say: For good hearty laugh, snap open fortune cookie or glance at someone's newspaper to HORRORscope section.



All things considered, I'd rather be in a bathrobe and slippers sipping hot chocolate at home.


p.s. (emphasis on HORROR added for author's own satisfaction)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

sounds like a great day! i'm all about the hot chocolate...

Karenkool said...

"Please snap stress straw" hahahahah! I need a lot of those around my house. Does it work? Cuz that punching bag is going up in my room as the next option.