Please stop passing atrocious smelling wind in the morning. If you feel you may explode from keeping it in, please walk (don't run) to the nearest lavatory. For dietary purposes, you may want to reconsider your fiber intake...for example it may not be necessary to eat an entire wicker swing set for breakfast. These are just some handy tips that have been passed on to me so I thought I'd pass it along so you'll stop passing. Thank you.
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I hope that the people you wanted this message to get through to, got the message loud and clear LOL
I am one of those people who expel gas often. However, I try to only do it within the convines of my little apartment in the city. My windows must remain open, mind you. Otherwise, the odor would over-power the relaxing atmosphere I've created and my home would be more like living in a bunker in the middle of Baghdad, Iraq.
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