The other day my coworker told me how he and his buddy (went out and got piss drunk) and took the subway back to Brooklyn (or thereabouts) at about 3am. While on board (its a 40 minute ride) they suddenly became aware of a bodily requirement (a.k.a. they had to take leak...). So they proceeded to leak in the corner of the subway car...watching it roll down the aisle under the seats as the train came to a stop. Of course no one was in that car so they felt at liberty to dispense of all that Captain Morgan coursing through their system. At the stop they ran out and got into another subway car...because who would want to be in a car full of piss. Remember that next time you ride a subway folks...perhaps you'll be less likely to wear sandals, or perhaps you'll recognize what that liquidous substance is rolling about the floor of your subway car.
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Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! That is just sick! SICK I SAY! I remember a homeless guy who was riding along in the subway car--sprawled out, drunk and sleeping. He had messed his pants on both sides. Later on when returning uptown, the same bum was in the car we got on. Weird. He was sitting up due to the car being more full. Sitting up with his mess touching the seat we all sit upon! And I say again ewww!
Yeah. And I wondered why I don't like to wear SANDALS in the subway or for that matter TOUCH ANYTHING
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